Saturday, October 08, 2005

But, I Did Not Shoot the Board of Regents

The Onion just did an article in which Bob Marley's ghost returns to liberate the frat boys at my alma mater. Seriously though, the frat boys at William & Mary were surprisingly meek. I remember one stopping me on the way back from the library one night. He was drunk and attempting to be harassing.
Him: Hey, give me your beer.
Me: What are you talking about?
Him: Uh, give me your money.
Me: No.
Him: ....
(and then I walk away, and the scene ends.)